Snark Bite 5/8
✨A weekly Dark Energy™️ drop from Snark Bait✨
Happy Friday, bb snarks! 💋
Welcome back to a special edition of Snark Bite! The countdown is on for our first ever live show next week in LA ☀️ and we are kicking our feet with excitement until we see you at 👉✨ The Dark Energy Tour! ✨ (reminder: use code BBSNARK25 for 25% off)!!! See below for our official packing list as the team preps for the #DETour. Consider this your official energy guide, whether you’ll be joining us live or following along from home. 🖤 And continue scrolling to get a sneak peak of one of our live show topics….🙈
🎧 This Week’s Episode
🌹👨💼📺 Did you catch this week’s most dramatic episode ever?! We covered all the Bach-related tea surrounding the infamous Chris Harrison. His rise to one of the most well known TV hosts, to his cancellation, and now, an attempt at redemption? Tune in, if you accept this rose.
🎙️ Next Week on the Pod
🛁🎤🏥 Next week we’re podding on one of the most annoying male specimens with a pod (after N**k V***l, of course). We break down how he went from the internet’s goofy husband #goals to the creepy oversharing uncle that no one invited to the function, yet somehow always ends up holding court.
✅ What’s On Snark Bait’s Packing List ✅
🛩️ Our Flight ‘Fits ✈️
🤸♂️ Christy: Literally EVERY. SINGLE. TIME I hop on a plane I make sure to wear my Lululemon Groove Nulu Super-High-Rise Flared Pant. It sucks you in in the best way without feeling too constricting around your waist. The material’s soft and stretchy - just the way I like it...x.
🧳 Sophie: Have I shared my favorite sweatpants of all time with you? If not, these are my favorite sweatpants of all time. They’re also the only pants I will travel in now — so in case you were wondering (you definitely weren’t), these and a sweatshirt will be my OOTD on my LA travel day!
Speaking of my LA travel day: I’m literally always cold — especially when I travel — so you’ll never find me traveling without an oversized pashmina that can double as a blanket. I love this one from Quince (and you can use our code SNARK for free shipping and 365-day returns!)
🍤 OOR: I pack my lucky Disco Shrimp Bag Charm by Bag Crap wherever I go in case I need a lil hors d’oeuvres upon departure.
✨ Some Self Care Before We Hit the Stage ✨
🧼 Sophie: I talked about this on DET (I think??) but I was begrudgingly influenced by a TikTok ad into trying this Medicube Clay Mask and I’m HOOKED. I look like a newborn after using it and it’s wayyyy more budget-friendly than my usual Kiehl’s go-to.
I also always de-puff after a flight (and every night, TBH) with a gua sha. I love this bulletproof stainless steel one from Kitsch (my old rose quartz one shattered after I dropped it in the sink)
🐟 Christy: Magnesium Citrate + fish oil is CRITICAL to keeping me ~regular~ when traveling. As a woman whose day is set up for success based on the BM she has in the AM, I know I need to have these 2 supplements on hand while traveling (especially for the tour)!
On Our Downloads 👉📱
Christy: The last few weeks have not been super TV-heavy but rather PODCAST heavy - I’ve been binging the Morbid Podcast (@morbidpodcast) nonstop. Ash and Alaina are two close friends obsessed with Bravo and true crime (sound familiar?). They do justice to victims’ stories and make me laugh when things get a little TOO dark.
Sophie: I haven’t watched it *yet* but I’m AMPED that “The Drama” with Zendaya and Robert Pattinson is now streaming on digital.
😂 What Made Us Cackle
Sophie: Not to make light of a serious situation, but the Hantavirus cruise ship discourse because why are people still taking cruise ships? Have we not learned? (The WHO has confirmed we do not need to fear a global outbreak at this time, thankfully. I don’t think our society’s social etiquette would survive another lockdown.)
Christy: 👇
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📵 What Made Us Want to Throw Our Phones Into Traffic
Sophie: THE NEWS THAT THE “LADIES OF LONDON” FINALE HAD SERIES-LOW VIEWERSHIP I’M SO MAD I NEED THIS SHOW RENEWED EXPEDITIOUSLY AND IF IT DOESN’T I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THOSE OF YOU WHO DIDN’T WATCH IT
🗣️ Sophie: I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE EVERYONE AT THE LIVE SHOW NEXT WEEK!!!!! I’m so, so grateful for each and every one of you baby snarks for supporting us and making this dream a reality!!!
💌 Thanks for being here, bb snarks.
Until next week,
Snark responsibly. 💋
Last week’s quiz answer:
“It’s crazy that you’re attacking me on my birthday week.”
- Joe Bradley (30)
🚨❤️💋🚨❤️💋🚨❤️💋🚨❤️💋🚨❤️💋
….YOU’VE MADE IT TO THE SNEAK PEAK.
GOOD JOB………
…..HERE IT IS.
FEAST.
YOUR.
EYES….
PULLED STRAIGHT FROM THE SLIDE DECK:
That’s right, we will be revealing ALL things we’d rather not have on record. With you. In the flesh. Verbally. What have we been holding back on the pod?! Come to the tour to find out!! ✌️